"Avoid. There is nothing even average about this place. It is dirty, and the food is bad. Go to McDonald's down the hall."
"Best take out dim sum in Seattle."
"United Premium/Elite Status: don't forget when there is a line, and it's composed of all the other premium boarders, saying excuse me and butting past everyone to go in the front is inappropriate."
"United Gate Agents: you turned away a mom with two small children for boarding with the premium boarders, don't forget women w/ children requiring extra time and people with special needs come first."
"Nominally better than sitting at the gate. Free, bad magazines. Nothing really to eat, no showers or any other long-trip amenities. Bleh."
"Slow slow slow lunch service. Did I say slow service?"