"Ask to speak to the grand master pizza chef whose father was killed by ninjas. If you are privileged to his graces, bow before him and scream, "I'm not worthy!" This chef's name is Alex."
"Order General Tso's Chicken Pizza. Another delicious treat!"
"Tell the counter girls they are gorgeous and then tip them $2. But whatever you do, don't ask for their number, many have tried and failed..."
"Try the BBQ and Buffalo Chicken pies. Best in the house!"
"Order the taco pizza. It is delicious."
"Get the $4 deal. Two slices any topping, large drink, and your choice of two breadsticks or a pepperoni roll."