"This place is legit. No frills. It's about the tasty dumplings. Pork dumplings with chive (boiled) makes a pretty killer lunch for under $5. Kind of crowded and awkward inside so take it to go!!!"
"If you want to get stabbed in the cuticles twice, this place is perf."
"Best burrito in NYC, lovely people, delicious food. I will forever love and support this place and this place is forever responsible for me being a size 6 rather than a 2,"
"Good lord order the crab terrine and butter lettuce and do your best to avoid the sad customers from the upper east side (or worse??) who are dressed like they're going sailing."
"If you like drunken frat boys and too tan blondes who will literally pet your head when you try to order a drink because they're overserved at 6pm, this is your bar."