"There is usually a Spanish man playing the guitar on the red line center platform on Thursdays or Fridays. Listen for Autumn Leaves and Fly me to the Moon."
"sit on the couch in apt six and you'll knock out in 2 min!"
"Showing the voice every tues night!"
"People smoke here despite the no smoking signs."
"Yoshi and pikachu has sex here"
"Enter apt 511 at the risk of yo liver!"