"Their coffee is Portuguese coffee. Delightful. You know what to do. And then do it again."
"Get the caprese salat, a garlic bread, red wine and a still water. It's straight from Mama Mia's heavenly kitchen."
"Don't miss this one. Book a table in advance and indulge in fishy things!"
"Very unorganized. Reception, bell and restaurant staff all appear like they're doing it for the first time and discovering processes on the way. Not worth the rates."
"When you're in need of over-styled cold conceptual design, it's a true haven. Don't bring your kids."
"The only thing you're sure to get here is attitude. Everything else will be different from what you ordered."