"Great little beach and plenty of room for camping just up the trail."
"More like the Chernobyl of Washington."
"This is a tall mountain."
"Pizza is made in the morning and sits on the counter all day. When you purchase a slice, they toss it in an oven. Good prices, bad protocol."
"Try the world famous Clam Chowder in a bread bowl! I wouldn't steer you wrong!"
"Smells like cardboard and unloaders."