"Just got a free milkshake for being the mayor. Love it!"
"Don't bother letting them know about your food allergy because they won't care enough to not include it when making your meal."
"Benjamin will never be the mayor."
"I wish it had a pool :("
"The chipotle turkey is amazing. As is the uptown turkey. Also the baked goods are homemade. Don't leave without a peanut butter cupcake if they have them."
"A very sexy man lives here."