"Awesome park. Get with Jonathan and get him to show you around!"
"When the feces hits the fan, only the trained will survive."
"The most fun you can have with your clothes on! Saturdays are the best."
"Horrible hotel. The curtains were covered with black mold!! We called priceline and moved to another hotel!!"
"Don't know what everyone else's problem is. Always clean and what kind of pizza do you expect for the price!!??"