"They won't let you use the restroom, which seems illegal. Great coffee though."
"FYI No Porn on Fridays. Just thought you should know."
"This is my go to spot for spray tans. Cheaper than a lot of salons in the City, and just as good if not better. Go for Level 3!"
"Bottomless mimosas end at 1 pm now! Beware!"
"Jon is an amazing server! Really attentive and easy on the eyes."