""Welcome to Nebraska, if your nipples aren't out, you're not working out!""
"Be prepared to see tons of men's nipples. It's popular to show off your nips here apparently."
"This hotel is a great deal. Friendly staff, clean room, free breakfast!"
"Larry is awesome. He uses a straight razor to edge your neckline/sideburns. It's local and inexpensive!"
"These men are absolute gentlemen!"
"Be sure to check out the Innovation Station for Creation and Imagination! It's located in the historic basement of Taggart Mansion."