"After 4pm deals: Mondays, $3 Pan con Bistec, Tuesdays, $2 Fritas, Wednesdays, $4 Steak Bowls"
"Service is molasses. Bring patience."
"Drive-thru customers always get preference to dine-in customers. Expect to wait."
"Jessica is one of the best servers here!"
"Biz lunch? Beware, they don't carry black napkins."
"Skip avocado wine. Bleh! Carambola wine is good. Lychee wine is the best, hands down."