"If you drink the last beer, walk to the 76 station and buy another twelver. Plzkthx."
"Free beer here. Be sure to tip!"
"Everybody in here is working on a screenplay. Don't let yourself be the exception -- bring a copy of Final Draft. Good chai latte, okay sandwiches, terrible parking."
"There's an ATM in the third floor kitchen. There's a Pepsi machine up there too. You're welcome!"
"I think everybody in here works for Sony."