"It's the place to be on a gorgeous day!!"
"I'm actually on the nature trail but there wan't a check in for that. Quaint trail. Love the cushy wood chips."
"If you worked too hard in the garden, try their hot tub!"
"Pour yourself a big glass of red wine when you enter."
"Stop by at dinner time! You won't be disappointed! Amazing shrimp dinner tonight, yum."
"Try the Pandemonium beer."