"Never on time. Be prepared to wait a while."
"Pork Belly Tacos are a must. Super tasty!"
"But your belly in their hands. You won't regret it!"
"They're pretty disorganized and service is slow"
"Prices are way to high for what you get. Go around the corner to the Bagel House instead."
"Don't go to Press Cafe downstairs unless you're really stuck - way to expensive for what you get"