"Try the Curry Chicken Salad!"
"They don't have cannolis anymore! Blasphemy!"
"8 am. Store is quiet and devoid of pushy people."
"Online ordering is stupid... They didnt have my book ready for pickup downstairs and they wont let you go to the main store to get it off the shelf yourself. Save the time and just walk in."
"It's an all female dorn so there's no men's restroom. That doesn't mean that guys can walk up into the ladies' room. So don't."
"Chicken fingers. Order them."