"Table Tennis tourney 1st Sunday of every month + drink specials."
"Free Breakfast, it's yummy."
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"Interested in the Randolph Neighborhood and/or the Randolph Neighborhood Association? See link."
"Do NOT order Guinness here. Worst in town: very bitter after taste, not smooth like it should be."