"Well, Cookie Christina Eder, tell your son to hurry it up, we got things to do"
"Showers are disgusting! Not cleaned well after every shower, dirty toilet paper in basket, no labels for shampoo or soap and smells bad"
"Now this is amazing coffee. Guys are pros. Great food and staff as well. Relaxing atmosphere. Must visit."
"Presentation is key. Mortadella appetizer is a slice of mortadella on a plate. Also, the downstairs dining area smells like water damage. Wine is good though."