"Really nice food and wine list but such a shame we were rushed out at 9 for the next sitting. Choose a quiet night where you can relax and enjoy the experience!"
"Garlic bread doesnt even taste like garlic."
"Medium rare steak = rare. And then the waiter proceeds to argue with you! It's blue!"
"Not worth an entry fee! Redic!"
"Get a bag of fresh prawns with bread and aioli rather than räkfrossa."
"Get the smoked prawns! And choklad i ugn!! Mmm!"