"Safe to say... Only bagel store in downtown Baltimore to play Britney Spears- Hit Me Baby One More Time soundtrack at 7:30AM- excellent!"
"Best mozzarella I have ever had!"
"Double shots of wheat grass topped off with apple slices - excellence!"
"The macaroons are pretty amazing...just saying."
"Be careful: this weird predator named John tends to hand out around here a lot....he gives off a super rapist-esque vibe."
"Shoes are necessary at all times."