"Ask about their daily specials! Tuesdays are the best: $5 tans on any bed!"
"See Maureen. She's nationally recognized for her skill & creativity. My hair always turns out perfect!"
"Climb the infamous stairs & drop off a donation to keep this all-ages, drug- & alcohol-free venue alive!"
"Masses are on Saturday at 4:30 pm, and Sunday at 7:30, 9:30, 11:15 am, 6:15 pm."