"Slowest service at this location"
"Don't ride this. It used to be fun, but now it's older and too bumpy. Got the worst headache!"
"Amazing Thai food. Reasonable good wine. Best of all - blacklight wallpaper in the bathroom."
"YUM YUM YUM. Once came here twice in one night. Open so late! Get the salted squid, sweet & pungent chicken, and pork lo mein."
"Bring your lunch here on a nice day! Ideal way to spend the lunch hour...soaking up the sun and pretty surroundings."