"Weird... This would be my own bed and I'm not sure why someone else would be the mayor of it."
"Open mic..., he needs some help... He's not funny.,. And comedy doesn't pay him bank"
"Thursday nights are the best!"
"This is the BEST place on earth!!"
"The outfit of choice is tube tops. There are three live horses on the patio.. The wait staff is very social but not bright.. They also film episodes of the bachelor here."