"I have never seen so many such rude drivers all in one place in my entire life. Never again Buccee's."
"This is where the magic happens!"
"Don't forget to read the quick history lesson in the lounge."
"Remember...the beer is free! Your entry fee is for the cool pint glass!"
"This place is also a post office satellite!"
"Tiny room, but neat and clean... the wall of mirrors really helps. And, best of all...the cat is welcome!"