"Buy your mattress or furniture from Mark...but act fast since the store is consolidating soon!!"
"Be prepared to wait in a long line..."
"Hey Thor K, you've never been to this gym..."
"Wireless works fine. Just need to click 2 things to get the wonders of the Internet."
"Make sure they scan your sub club card BEFORE you pay."
"Delta online check in is pointless if you are checking a bag. The line is slower and just as long."