"Espresso is called "euro". Macchiato is called "bien". I screw this up without fail."
"Local shopping malls receive anonymous calls!"
"The BBQ dog here is better then Manuel's Tavern's dogs. Amazing slaw and brisket on a Nathan's hot dog in a pretzel bun."
"The bubble tea is not sweet. The pork sandvich is very hearty."
"Look up your serial before coming and see if there are any common recall / swap parts. You could get service fee waved for other stuff you need done!"