"This Walmart is filled with people who don't care. No help, no smiles, no use in expecting otherwise. Disgusting to be in here."
"If one the servers say "here ya go baby," or " whatcha need baby?" It's gonna be a good meal. It's a prerequisite that they call me baby."
"I don't read books but I am still the mayor. Shh!!!.....quiet please."
"I am the mayor. Welcome to my food court. Please keep it respectable."
"Mike H. Is no longer the mayor and never will be again. Time for some more free gas."
"Best shoe store at the mall. Associates are knowledgeable and very helpful too!"