"Singles with cheese is a must try especially for first time customers!"
"Try the chicken Philly, I think it's better than the steak."
"Everything here is great. Bring your out of town friends!"
"Alcohol is supposedly not permitted anymore. However, if you byob and aren't a dick about it no one will care...infact, a lot if people drink here."
"Don't sell crack here, please."
"The password for the wifi is "sushi". Real clever, Ru San's!"