"Hands down one of my favorite spots in Portland. Great food, spectacular Bulleit Rye Sidecar. Perfect digestif."
"Ask the bartender what the three needs are. You won't be disappointed."
"i'm now going to make it my goal to be the mayor of your house."
"Can't find parking? Try the small lot next to the loading dock"
"Egg n' cheese sandwich with a hashbrown - a poor man's (better and cheaper) rise and shiner - little slice of artery hardening heaven"
"Grab a slice of their INCREDIBLE blanco pizza!"