"Get married here. You'll love it."
"They have really good stuffed animals here."
"Saturday 10am is a Boston terrier meet-up. bring your bulldog and let him tear shit up."
"Forget the wheel, get a monster milkshake."
"Eat slow food from small people. (their words, not mine)"
"super burrito, carne asada, black beans, fruit punch jarittos. any questions?"