"Get the chips and dip. It's a homemade cheese-sauce. Incredible. Bonus points if you can convince them to bring fries instead of the chips, cuz the fries are incredible."
"Upside: Shake Shack across the street."
"Seriously, don't buy things here. Service is terrible. Like. Painfully. Stupidly. Head-slappingly terrible. Just. Go somewhere else."