"Ask for Sandra. Today is her first day. So, help a girl out. She's sweet, but dont be fooled..."
"Forget about getting any foursquare specials. The owner doesn't know of any. I call Bullshit...."
"Gifts are always appreciated!"
"They always have cute holiday decorations."
"Shawn is hot hot hot. Tip him big!"
"No pool at this location. That some Bullsh-h. Go to In-N-Out."