"Tourist trap. 19 euros for two very small, poorly-made Negronis."
"Marcus Chait's playlist in spin class is f***ing genius. #equinoxgym"
"Way too crowded. No place to sit. Best avoid unless there are no other options."
"Hate being here? You are not alone."
"Take the factory tour. Not to be missed."
"Watch out for the homeless guy doing his laundry in the shower. Ugh."