"Complimentary house wine and domestic beers, olives, soup, tortillas and salsa. Happy customers here!"
"Buy a breakfast voucher at reception for £8. Kids eat free"
"Don't bother coming if you want a chicken fajita or beef burrito. They are out of stock"
"Son had 7th birthday meal here. Staff are brilliant. Recommended"
"You need to get the entry code at check in"