"Better than chickfilet. Open on Sunday. Not homophobic bigots."
"Can't tell if the eggs are real. They look like they come out of a tube and then got chopped up. The price is right. I will go withe waffles next time."
"Besides Joey, if you have a new car, you can buy a tire warranty that covers road hazards and tire balance/rotation."
"Best Italian food in the triangle."
"Get mama tatina's tomatoes! They are unbelievable."
"Amy finger can be bafaloed"