"Know how much your items should cost and count your change..."
"Size really does matter! :)"
"Try the breakfast wrap!"
"Allow plenty of time, this lot haven't quite worked out the meaning of 'fast food'!"
"To the management: put the sizes back on the hanger so my wife stops grumbling about the fact that she has to look at every label just to find out you don't have something in her size!"
"Seriously, if my bank worked like this one, I'd switch... If the guy wandering about with the headset directing people was actually behind a counter they might move the queues faster!"