"Don't expect to eat on time."
"Drinks are good. Company is mediocre at best."
"Pulled pork, q puppies and burnt ends... Mmmmm"
"Don't dig in the yard. Hazards below."
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"Leave your business card.. you can win 10 free burritos like I did."