"I had the breakfast burrito and it was soooo good. Great service, too. Even if you're a meat eater, give it a shot. No waiting compared to keke's cafe across the street. Plus, mimosas."
"Pretty decent boneless spare ribs, and I'm picky. I'd rather spend $5.50 on lunch here than the drive through up the road."
"I love this store. Smaller version of the "big" pet stores and with seemingly more selection and far better customer service. There is usually a coupon you can use, too!"
"The best brisket sandwich I've ever had in my entire life. Seriously. In. My. Life."
"Beware of the floor! Achtung!"
"Sam Adams winter lager on tap tonight"