"If you're stuck here all night prepare. No wifi. The only market opens runs out of food. All the seats have bars so you can't lie down and they have country music blasting all night long."
"Pasta cheese with white sauce is very good!! Service is a little slow but most of Morocco is."
"Warning: The lamda punch is much more potent than you might think."
"This strip club is terrible. C-Section scars and all!"
"Traffic is terrible! If you're going past Kendall and 97 ave...take the 874"