"This Wal-Mart is way better than all the others. Clean and hardly any weirdos. Ha!"
"Go to Padre Island if you're swimming, not Corpus Christi beach."
"Taquitos Mexicanos are awesome and only 4.99 :)"
"Fucking awesome hot dogs!"
"Heath Bar Gelato is legit!"
"This place takes forever even when it's lonely! Cash only!"