"try the yoghurt shake citroen"
"Get a couple of piercings and a sleeve tattoo and work here."
"Starve yourself for a day and then get the Super Monster burrito."
"One of the best Thai restaurants I know of outside Thailand. Order your dish "Thai hot" for extra authenticity."
"Don't trust the spicyness indications on the menu. Even their "extremely spicy" dishes are actually very mild."
"if you're short on cash or if you're just a cheapskate, order your fries without sauce and help yourself to some free mustard which is on the table :)."