"Got my hair did. Brad is the coolest. Super-educational experience, and he is a true perfectionist. Looks like I just got a new barber."
"Do not use this creepy locker."
"This is a great spot to take a nap. ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZ"
"Stop in for a stool sample, today!"
"This is the very best felafel in town, and it's only four bucks. Holy cow. You need to get one if these."
"Clay is the best janitor in the whole world. Say hi to him when you are there."