"It's not rude to stare (at paintings/artworks) here. :))"
"Shut up and enjoy the art, coffee and wifi. :)"
"Try the special mixed noodles! Ask for flat noodles! :D"
"Clubhouse was just renovated! But won't be rented out to students for parties. Unless it's a baptismal or wedding reception kind of thing."
"Buy cigarettes at the grocery. It's cheaper than anywhere else here. For imported one, lighter's galore has the best prices. Second floor near national bookstore."