"Check out the new StairMaster and Precor AMT, just installed days ago. Put some fresh energy into your workout!"
"Tequila Shrimp is so bomb. It's awesome!"
"Try out a group exercise class...Zumba, Yoga, Cycling, TRX, or even Boot Camp."
"Ask for Ben. Best server there and he'll tell ya about the sauces."
"Jumbo stuffed jalapenos are wicked good!"
"Check that. Can't enjoy myself here due to skanky drunk girls being porn-level direct with me, regardless of my wedding ring in their face and multiple comments about their annoyingness."