"I come here often, and usually, the service is great. But today, the service was shit. Looks like I'm going to have to request not to have a certain server."
"The hobos here are relentless, also, they're not broke. Don't be gullible. They get their money exchanged for 20s so it looks like they have less than they do. They're just lazy."
"Possibly the worst blended coffee I've ever had, nice staff, good atmosphere."