"Bring earplugs, especially when there are preschoolers in the house. ;)"
"Bring a backpack with your own water in it. They want five bucks for a Dasani."
"Don't come for the popcorn. :p Amazingly, they now have 3D! Welcome to the 21st century, Ada. ;)"
"Don't bring a mini utility knife w/ a dull non-locking 1" blade cuz Aleksandr the former KGB agent'll confiscate it. Too bad - coulda f-ed somebody up good w/ that mofo. Another terrorist plot foiled."