"Layla and Bailey like it when you play with them. ;-)"
"Hah, forgot about that (just logged into this thing for the first time in probably 2 years)"
"Always best to wait in the air-conditioned car and ask your sis to go fetch items for you!!!!"
"Yummy mushroom quesadillas, and skinny girl margaritas...never enough guac though ;-)"
"Don't leave your GF in NJ"