"It's getting way too crowded in here. Go earlier (before 4) or else you'll have to wait around for a machine."
"You can only check in if you step inside the apartment. If not, you get slapped. HOUSE RULES. See that hand?! IT WILL BE ON YOUR FACE."
"Halloween store is now open right next door!!!!!!"
"There is always food here"
"They're so nice here and they I've great massages at a great price."