"Three for the price of a puppy - hookworm, parasites, and the puppy."
"Super nice staff, great prices, discounts for military, and the run on Tuesday night's at 5:30 are really fun. Pot luck and free beer after!"
"Elevators are a wonderful touch of added security. Bring kids beach toys because they give mini buckets now and no more beach balls. Double check your request for two beds. Pass on mini-suite."