"Misternico Chocolate Peanut icecream is magnificent!"
"Feel free to wash the dishes! ;-)"
"Watch out in the turn lane going east. People get in it to turn at that gas station. Also, you might be taken out by The Wave."
"Best dentist in Mobile!"
"It's 100F, outside, so naturally you'll need to bring a blanket. Or a Slanket. Snuggies are for the losers who will still be cold here."
"If it ever happens again... totally worth going!!!"