"This place is sooooo good! Great service and super yummy food. Prices are good, too."
"Dear god don't order the salsa. It comes out brown."
"They screw up my order every time, so this will be my last time here."
"I hear they have a smokin' hot reporter."
"The bartender might share untrue racist propaganda with you while you're privately discussing current events with friends. Salsa's good."
"You will definitely come out smelling worse than when you went in, and you might get shanked. Prices also too high."